my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
this is
- 3 days ago
- 489601
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
- 4 days ago
- 1087746
To the girls in the gym changing room today: I’m not skinny. I have stretch marks. I have big thighs. I have scars. I know I may not be like you but that gives you no fucking reason to stare at me and giggle with your friends when I’m getting dressed. You know what; you may not have even been giggling at me but looking down your damn nose ,as I’m half dressed, at me sure a a fuck doesn’t make me feel good. You’re skinny and fit. Good for you. How about you let me be whatever shape and look I want and I will leave you too it.
- 4 days ago
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